Bristol Palin is writing her life story. Let me save you the price of the book.
Chapter 1: I was born in Alaska. I can see Russia from my house.
Chapter 2: I got pregnant by my high school boyfriend and my mom announced it on National Television at the Republican National Convention.
Chapter 3: Gave birth to a baby boy. Babies father gone.
Chapter 4: Appeared on "Dancing with the Stars".
Chapter 5: Bought a house in Arizona.
The End
