I'm thinking that this Somali pirate thinks he has died and gone to heaven.
I'm betting that life in an American prison is better than freedom in Somali.
He will receive 3 meals a day, a bed to sleep on, clean clothes, free health care, TV, probably a room all to himself and an education if he wants it.
Let's just hope he doesn't write home and tell his buddies about it.
Disclaimer: This is an opinion - to which I am entitled.