Gun Control

I am a big believer in gun control. I am in complete control of most of the guns in my house (there is one I put in the air conditioning vent that I can't seem to find but I probably moved it and just can't remember where.)

The other day a ADT salesman knocked on my door.

He said: "Mam, do know that there was a break-in on your block last week"?
I said: "Really"?
He said: "Oh yes, have you thought about investing in a security system"?
I said: "I have one - guns".
He said: "What"?
I said: "Guns - lots of guns".
He said: "Really"? He then turned around and walked away. I haven't seen him since.